Casual Friday at Work

So I'm walking to my desk this morning and as I walk through our Sales and Marketing area; there sits a chick exposing her patent leather, studded, thong!

Whoa!

I looked at the body this thong belongs to and the girl/lady looks like Thelma. You remember, from Scooby Doo? Late twenties, red bobbed hair, cute glasses, green turtleneck sweater, SHINY BLACK THONG WITH METAL ATTACHMENTS.

I mean, I'm not a prude or anything. Wear what you want under your clothes; I don't give a damn. But I can't imagine the thong is very comfortable AND if you take the risk of wearing a shirt that goes up your back when you sit or jeans that are a little too low rise . . . you have to contemplate your undergarment choice for the day and err on the side of caution. Especially at work; even if it is a Friday and jeans are allowed.

Maybe she's shy and single. Maybe she's using her underwear as a flag to say, "Hey, look at me. I'm single. I know I look conservative, but I love to pull hair and spank."

I will never look at this chick the same way. I wonder what she wears on the weekends? Probably cute wrap dresses with polka dotted pumps and nipple clamps. I would pay big bucks to see what she's got hidden away in the back of her closet.

Never judge a book by it's cover, right? Lesson re-learned.