Doublicious

Here's a sign that I should not have been at KFC in the first place!

DriveThru Guy: Welcome to KFC, words words words

Me: I would like a Grilled Chicken Breast Sandwich

DriveThru Guy: I'm sorry Ma'am, we don't have grilled chicken breast, but you can order our Doublicious sandwich.

Me: What is a Doublicious sandwich?

DriveThru Guy: A tender chicken filet sandwich.

Me: Ok. I'll have a Doublicious sandwich with mayo only.

DriveThru Guy: I'm sorry Ma'am, we don't have mayo, only Colonal sauce.

Me: What is Colonal sauce?

DriveThru Guy: Tangy mayo.

Me: Whatever, that's fine.

Fast forward to me opening my sandwich only to find a fried chicken sandwich on a roll topped with colonal sauce, mozzeralla cheese and bacon!
Did I eat it anyway?
 
Hell yes I did. Num Num Num